The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

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When I mentioned the porn ‘miaulement’ crot (the delectable memek French word for bokeh caterwauling) bokeh to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled bokeh her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokep sex worker.

porn Now, bokeh according to bokep this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most bokeh women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry crot porn of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being memek faked. In bokeh other words, memek memek you crot can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh crot there’s bokep sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her bokeh memek partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking bokeh orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for crot other tasks porn porn in bokeh hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two crot researchers from the University bokep of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokep and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is memek being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get porn a bloomin’ move on.’ crot Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud porn always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their bokeh TVs: bokep ‘As bokeh far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

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If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just crot be bokeh the quietest.

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