I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s bokeh Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer memek crot to perform an porn exorcism.
When I mentioned crot the bokeh ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh bokeh or bokep sex worker.
bokeh Now, porn according to this new bokep study from bokep the memek ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder memek the cry porn of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance crot the orgasm is being faked. In other crot words, memek you can’t measure memek passion in terms of crot decibels: memek there’s sex bokeh as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman bokeh is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner bokep and bokep is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian bokeh hotel.
In my days editing porn The Erotic Review porn magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It bokeh was memek generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while crot conserving their energy for memek crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared bokeh that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokeh and porn that women were prone to what crot they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to bokep encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new bokep study confirms the louder the cry memek of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being memek faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move crot on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?
The only other bokeh reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.
memek As a woman from Sunderland bokep porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s porn what you should be doing.’
Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on bokep observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were porn fertile and bokep keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, crot I bokeh can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should bokep bokep take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.
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