The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake bokeh all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

memek When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or memek sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the porn orgasm is bokep being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, crot so they could make crot their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers bokeh from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh bokeh ‘manipulation’, porn and memek that women were prone to what they bokeh described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the bokeh bokeh louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The crot only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that bokep her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing. crot

Well, bokep only if you crot want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the porn most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby bokep males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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