I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or memek sex worker.
crot Now, bokep porn according to this new bokeh study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In bokeh other words, memek memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex bokeh as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more crot likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my crot Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed crot to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional memek basis, bokeh they’d explain, bokeh so they could memek make their partner feel bokep happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that porn erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater crot the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: crot memek ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 crot after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy crot during sex – based on observation of our porn nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if memek you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.
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